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weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

epic-humor:

i knew you were trouble

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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